I love sports. A perfect outlet for competitive impulses. Way better than religion or murder. I like to watch them almost as much as I like to play them. I’m way better at watching them. Being an obnoxious fan of an obscure college basketball program has been a part of my life since before I could finish a malt cup. This last week the Wisconsin Badgers went to the final four and I was lucky enough to be there. Such a good time. I bought a hat and met Craig Sager and then my team beat the vaunted Arizona Wildcats to avenge an embarrassing long standing campaign of desert bigotry god bless Dr. Martin Luther King.
In the end we lost to Kentucky. The only state located entirely inside a federal prison where everyone is an amish wigger sired by Conway Twitty. A school that has never graduated a scholarship athlete and is 3.5 games out of the 8th seed in the East. But thats fine because in the landscape of college basketball, the final four is an incredible accomplishment and huge for recruiting. I’m excited to see how Wisconsin’s hall of fame coach Bo Ryan capitalizes on this great run.
With so much going on in the world it is important to find things to help you ignore what is truly important. For that I want to thank the NCAA for their basketball tournament and the Wisconsin Badgers for a terrific season.
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